not all ex-girlfriends are annoying. some are really nice, and even become your friend.
but not THIS ONE. imagine this, you're in la union driving to midway with your boyfriend on the wheel. someone texts him and asks you to check it. you see that it is from his ex and the message reads "hi (boyfriend's name). how are you?" sounds harmless right? i wish.
a week later, in la union again, same thing happens. your boyfriend's driving, someone texts and he asks you to check it. the message is from his ex again. "hi (boyfriend's name). are you busy?" doesn't sound too harmless does it?
later that evening--saturday night in LU!--after inuman at angel and marie's place, you go back to your apartment, about to sleep. it's late, mga 1230 or 1am. then (his) celphone rings. no, it's not the ex calling. but her friend. fortunately, your boyfriend's memory of people isn't too good, so he saves the friend's name with the name of his ex--to remind him that she is her friend. so you tell your boyfriend to answer his phone and he says "nevermind it's late". you tell him "exactly. it's late. why would this person call you at thos hour? answer it, might be an emergency. it's either something important or something else." he says he doesnt wanna answer it, and if you want, you answer.
so you do. you answer the effin' phone.
"hello?" she says, sounding all flirty and excited.
"hello." you answer, very politely i might add.
"hello? hello? hello?" the b**ch is pretending not to hear you.
then she hangs up the phone.
what the hell right? if it was a harmless, important, or emergency call, she'd simply just ask for your boyfriend upon hearing your voice. so you get pissed.
you call her back--using your boyfriend's celphone of course. same thing happens. once she hears your voice, she pretends NOT to hear you and goes on that multiple hello routine. you get angry and shout "stop pretending that you can't hear me!". then she hangs up the phone again.
ah. you call back. this time when she answers, tinapat nya yung celphone niya sa tv. you can even make out the tv commercial that was playing. mature pala ang bata.
so there. you discover the meaning of the word pathetic. and you find out that you can get pissed at a person on this level.
you wanna kick her behind if--when!--you see her. and you'll take AYA with you.
(do the initials M.M. ring a bell? yeah, you. i believe bad things happen to bad people. so too bad for you, scum)
note: this occured some time ago. i just felt like i wanted to let the world know how stupid and pathetic you really are.
the manila surfers' association held its annual surf competition amongst wave riders from manila. it was a huge success.

im just proud...and happy. i feel a certain kind of accomplishment.